Tottenham Hotspur confirm Levy has read my email, "suggestions have all been noted"; are we on the brink of a mega transfer spree?

[To Dare Is To Do.]

I am not necessarily saying that my experiences of Champions League Fantasy football and BT Sport's Bundesliga weekly round-ups mean I have better scouting pedigree than Steve Hitchen, but... I can work for all 12 months of the year including January and I wouldn't have signed off on Gedson Fernandes. Just saying.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Follow it up with an attached CV and a request to apply for Director of Football, I fucking dare you.

 

[To Dare Is To Do.]

Follow it up with an attached CV and a request to apply for Director of Football, I fucking dare you.

Seriously considering it.

Any tips on how to embellish my CV to ensure I land the job?

So far I’ve added ‘Portuguese- working proficiency’, and ‘Budgeting- Tesco Meal Deal Connoisseur’.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Seriously considering it.

Any tips on how to embellish my CV to ensure I land the job?

So far I’ve added ‘Portuguese- working proficiency’, and ‘Budgeting- Tesco Meal Deal Connoisseur’.

Category D driving licence for parking buses.

 

[AberdeenYid]

Wonder how many of these poor Julia gets each week

Hundreds. All written in either crayon or shit.

 

[Bill Madrid]

Just the 19 deals to conclude in the window then

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Absolutely not, as director of football I will have great respect for my colleague Steve Hitchen.

My first act will be to give him a promotion, by appointing him as Head of Catering. Lasagne-gate will never happen again.

Don't ask why I made this, just take it:

 

[Radical Rei]

Dear Levy, I wrote to you but you still ain't calling.

 

[paddy spur]

only one man for the job

sammyspurs

 

[deadleyledley]

You didn't write full names.

After leaving on a free, Levy is never going to pay 30M for Moussa Dembele.

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

I will find and kill you when we sign marega because of you

 

[To Dare Is To Do.]

It's a copy/paste response sent to everyone who writes to dear Daniel. Julia probably has a bot doing them.

Writing to Mr Levy is as pointless as we are.

Julia is currently watching Moussa Marega highlight reels

 

[Rocket]

Knowing you definitely have the ear of the chairman, I bet you're gutted you didn't suggest Messi and Ronaldo, Neymar, MBappe and De Bruyne now.

 

[therhinospeaks]

Could you attach a file If I cobble together a death threat for Hitchin?

 

[To Dare Is To Do.]

Could you attach a file If I cobble together a death threat for Hitchin?

Absolutely not, as director of football I will have great respect for my colleague Steve Hitchen.

My first act will be to give him a promotion, by appointing him as Head of Catering. Lasagne-gate will never happen again.

 

[To Dare Is To Do.]

Don't ask why I made this, just take it:

Cheers, this photo will be how I let him know of his promotion.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Cheers, this photo will be how I let him know of his promotion.

>To Steve
>I hear you hate January. Let me 'promote' you to a position where you'll worry about fulfilling Tanguy's constant hunger instead.
>Love, the DOF

 

[Calgary Spur]

I think that you've misplayed this. The obvious move is to send it to Steve, who does it all and looks like a genius. After that, you send in this paper trail and job demands.

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

Wonder how many of these poor Julia gets each week

1 or 1 million it does not matter, we all know it is the same reply. The only risk is repetitive strain injury from pressing send.

Steve Hitchen might actually be Julia. January is over so it’s on with the pencil skirt , bee hive wig and crack on with being condescending to the fans. I think as creepy as it sounds someone should ask Julia for a photo, Hitchen in drag could be the only highlight this season, OH how we have falllen

 

[Kekerinho]

Next email should contain “sell the club you fucking bald cunt
Pretty please”