Tottenham Hotspur feat 1882 v Tax Dodgers United (Monaco)

[SouthStand Billy]

I fucking love this club..

 

[alexwooty]

Crazy but possible scenario, think I worked it out right...

If we lose 1-0 tonight and Anderlecht beat Qarabag 2-1, then we will be equal with Anderlecht on:

• Points
• Head to head points
• Head to head GD
• Head to head goals
• Head to head away goals
• GD
• Goals scored
• Away goals
• Number of wins
• Number of away wins

Which would leave the tiebreaking criteria between us to be disciplinary record! Thankfully they've picked up 10 yellows to our 2, so unless we have a disciplinary nightmare tonight we'd still be top...

 

[pleb]

 

[El flaco]

 

[Derping098]

Whose name is Harry Kane?

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Lamela Hat trick... fuck the hatters from 2014

Think you mean haters, young man ........ otherwise you are swearing at Luton Town supporters!

 

[Joe Clash]

Bring on the KO stage baby.

How'd Lamela play?

He got a hat-trick you fucking moron baby.

 

[Claud601]

What would happen if we'd also be equal on cards after the game? A round of hand, paper, scissors?

managers penis size contest

 

[pdxspur]

Anyway I was happy to see Onomah as a starting member.
The match was 5:00AM in our nation so i danced quietly with my teddy bear

:llorisunsure:

 

[1882]

He got a hat-trick you fucking moron baby.

All 3 at our end pleb. It was lovely. Take your shit sarcasm elsewhere.

Thanks mate: Appreciated that!

No worries. You cunt me off and I'll come back.

Your not worth the salt Joe, onto ignore!

Go for it mate. I'm pretty sure you ignoring me will break me. Some advice. Either be funny, or interesting. We both know you've never been either. Turncoat cunt.

How's the job search going ? Any feelers ?

....and even in victory, some people still can't resist having a row!!!

What we gotta do to lighten this place up for some of you?????

Have a coupla silly smilies yer miserable gits!

:eriksenlol::lameladisgust:

 

[mouse]

Cant understand the flack Son is getting. Been involved in nearly everything. Few sloppy passes, but you can say that about a number of players.

Him and Njie have pressed relentlessly.

 

[Benjamin]

Onomah is the real deal. Hope he gets some more time after this. Carroll needs to be an option off the bench too.

 

[pleb]

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[Joe Clash]

Nice to see Bentaleb and Chadli back in training for this one. Dembele and Mason haven't traveled due to sickness and injury so would be nice to see some rotation amongst Tom Carroll and Bentaleb too.

Travelled to where?

 

[B-0-Sspurs]

Be nice to see proper game time for Clinton, Carroll, Winks and Wimmer tonight.

 

[KySpurs]

hatrick lamelaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Totti]

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

Best team we have in a long time. And we scored 4 WITHOUT playing Kane

 

[Kristeva]

I was impressed with njie tonight. He has a good work ethic, but that combination of skill and that pace should make him a really dangerous prospect for us.

 

[Boltonspur]

Like the way Mcmanaman says Alderlect, Monaco are poor sides then says Spurs should have gone through the group comfortably like Liverpool anyway.

As if Monaco and Anderlect are crap and Liverpool played good football in the group stages.

Yep. I repeat...they managed a thrilling 0-0 with that European behemoth of a club...FC Sion. Fucking scousers. Utter cuntflaps.