That's the first time I've ever bald been called bald! Usually that name is reserved for people with no hair but hey, knock yourself out
Your face has been closer to my mum's private parts than I have then, as I was adopted! Fair play to you . Not sure my dad will be very happy though, and he's a big bloke. Be a shame if he found out where you lived and set fire to your house.
I'm just impressed that the racist cunt was able to form a sentence for once.