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I doubt they had the novel in mind when they named it. It was probably just a French translation of Bully's prize board on Bullseye.
What has your cat ever done to you?
Left my milk on the table and went to the toilet to then come back and find it drinking it while eating my cookies.What has your cat ever done to you?
Don't leave your milk on the table then.
Tssk, these people, always blaming it on the pet.......
When life gives you a table, set milk on itDon't leave your milk on the table then.
Tssk, these people, always blaming it on the pet.......
don't believe the hype... they'll be full strength... meanwhile, we'll be scouring the under-15 & Women's teams to put a full XI out!
Walcott Sczesney Diaby all face late fitness tests. £92 to see a reserve game at this rate!
Don't fret pet... you'll get your money's worth... they'll ALL be playing!
BTW, was your ticket REALLY £8 shy of 100 sheets... FUCK MEEEEEEEE!
Nah sure I got the £4 ticket, seat 3 in my living room
but an Woolwich ticket was £92.50 for some gooner
but an Woolwich ticket was £92.50 for some goonerTRUE... WORD.
Nah, they explicitly reference it on their "About" page.
This place screams "nice place for some football, no?"
You know when players have late fitness tests against us, they're going to fucking pass it
My hopes for the game:
Sandro breaks Walcott in half with a neck-high, two footed tackle in the 4th minute, he get's a red card but Walcott is out for at least 2 years, in the meantime we are forced to play with zero strikers as AVB chooses to play 7 at the back, for the entirety of the game we are forced to defend as Woolwich arse rape us but fail to find the net. In the 93rd minute with the score somehow at 0-0 we have managed to get a corner from a 3 yard shot (Dempsey) that the Woolwich keeper turned over the bar .
The corner is floated in by Bale and Caulker rises above Koscielny and heads the ball toward goal, the ball hit's Jack Wilshire full in the fucking face and bobbles over the line. 0-1 to the mighty Spurs and Jack Wilshire is credited with the own goal, full time whistle goes and I've got an erection the size of a prize winning cucumber and AVB celebrates on the touchline by vandalising the visiting teams bench and throwing water bottles at Wenger and his staff.
It would be great if Woolwich had at least one perfectly good goal disallowed for offside in this scenario, but I realise that's probably not going to happen.
Mind the gap. :avbscream:
Sandro breaks Walcott in half with a neck-high, two footed tackle in the 4th minute, he get's a red card but Walcott is out for at least 2 years, in the meantime we are forced to play with zero strikers as AVB chooses to play 7 at the back, for the entirety of the game we are forced to defend as Woolwich arse rape us but fail to find the net. In the 93rd minute with the score somehow at 0-0 we have managed to get a corner from a 3 yard shot (Dempsey) that the Woolwich keeper turned over the bar .
The corner is floated in by Bale and Caulker rises above Koscielny and heads the ball toward goal, the ball hit's Jack Wilshire full in the fucking face and bobbles over the line. 0-1 to the mighty Spurs and Jack Wilshire is credited with the own goal, full time whistle goes and I've got an erection the size of a prize winning cucumber and AVB celebrates on the touchline by vandalising the visiting teams bench and throwing water bottles at Wenger and his staff.
It would be great if Woolwich had at least one perfectly good goal disallowed for offside in this scenario, but I realise that's probably not going to happen.
Mind the gap. :avbscream:
