Zlatan Ibrahimovic...

[ShutUpPatrik]

I’d take him in a heartbeat but is he willing to be a bench player? If the price is right probably

Not a fucking chance.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

It wouldn't be boring, that's for sure. I wouldn't be surprised if some bigwig at amazon would think it was a great idea to add more drama to the documentary!

 

[iz futbal]

Someone should tell him that baseball season ended weeks ago...

Baseball season isnt over until Zlatan decides its over.

 

[Joe Clash]

More winning mentality in his little finger than our whole squad

But I thought you backed our squad? Honestly it’s hard to keep up.

 

[Joe Clash]

:walker:

Yeah, yeah, I know, but before computer games it was a big deal in Britain. Throwing sticks up at the tree to dislodge the conkers was the fun part - it developed muscles and character. You’d arrive at a well known tree only to find it had been stripped of its conkers by a rival gang. It’s a kids game, but one that encouraged tribalism and gang fights at an early age.

Sadly, like many medieval children’s games, it has fallen out of favour due to political correctness. It also had scoring system that I won’t attempt to explain here.

 

[Joe Clash]

alright Joe, help me here what were the names of the conkers that had the flat bottom again so had that razor like destructive power? it’s bothering me

Cheese cutters I think.

 

[Jayc1]

I can only imagine Zlatans face as he scrolls through a Tottenham forum, wanting to see how excited the fans are at the mere prospect of him joining us, only to see 2 pages of Chestnut discussion.

 

[thinktank]

Cheeky bid?

I know he's 40, however, he is still world class.

Oh yeah, let's dig Maradonna up whilst we're at it.

Sure he could still do an amazing job for us.

 

[MemphisWill]

But then i was young. Now i am old. So he is old as well.

That's the rules.

TBF being sublimely rich and incredibly fit means he quite literally ages at a slower rate than you. So you're basically getting progressively older than him, in functional age, each day.

So.

 

[SpiderSpurs]

I wouldn't be adverse to him moving to us, IF it was possible.

 

[Borodin55]

His overhead kick vs England still once of the greatest goals ever scored.

Takes some beating.......

 

[Notabadsquad]

He and Ronaldo the last of the era that peaked in the 90s, big personalities big egos that get out there and win games

Now left with a bunch of millennials who never rock the boat and read from pre prepared statements, boring as fuck

All the goals that Salah and Aguero have scored, nobody has heard them speak, cardboard

At least Zlatan gives us a reason to watch a game

A bit harsh on Aguero and Salah.

But the points on this thread about an absolute egomaniac are correct.

Big mouth, big head, pain in the arse of course but nobody can doubt he has been right up there.

And even today if he were in our squad or United's both would be in a much better state, with a few players from both teams told some real home truths.

 

[magi]

Absolute entertainer amazing man imo

 

[ArmadilloSackRace]

He'd want half the Amazon money for himself.

That said, I love his "I Am Zlatan" persona. His book of that name was brilliant, even if the supposed ghost writer made most of it up after a few chats with Zlatan. Because it backed up the image he wanted to portray, he was happy to put it out anyway, and that just goes to show that it's all just an act. A very entertaining act.

 

[AG67]

Zlatan Player Manager

He’d pick himself and leave Kane on the bench every game.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

I think it's cruel and insensitive of you to mock Americans over their lack of Chestnut trees.

 

[SpiderSpurs]

Blimey!!

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Why is Zlatan in the Spurs threads, wishful thinking on our part?

 

[snowkarl]

I doubt Zlatan would come to play bench option to Kane honestly

Way better than Llorente though

Are they even allowed to do that? Cancel his contract so he could join a PL team?

 

[sammyspurs]