In that caseIf you have to explain a joke, it's either not a good joke, or the recipient isn't English.
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In that caseIf you have to explain a joke, it's either not a good joke, or the recipient isn't English.
I've even left my Woolwich acquaintances alone today. Don't know what hurts the most for them.For those of you with good memories, cast your mind back to the last time they beat us... Their players put on kiddies super hero masks. they were dancing in the dressing room, they were driving up and down the road honking their horns, all as if they had just won the CL..
Our players celebrated each goal the same as normal, No cringe videos, no car parade etc etc etc...
Spot the difference in class and spot who's cup final it is..
You could ask if you have any gaps in your defence ?I'm going to have to rehearse what I'm going to say to my dentist on Wednesday, without being smug!
I'm going to have to rehearse what I'm going to say to my dentist on Wednesday, without being smug!
The rota is dependent on how many times you’ve been binned!Who owns the bar? There must be a rota on here somewhere ...
scotch eggs. Or so I’ve heard.
If Brighton win by 3 tonight , Woolwich will drop another place !
Don’t turn up without notice, when they tell you they have to charge you , you can say you were being compassionate in his \ her week of misery. Should be happy to waive the fee for you not slaughtering him or her. WIN WIN , you get to patronise a gooner and waste their time and moneyI'm going to have to rehearse what I'm going to say to my dentist on Wednesday, without being smug!
I've never understood the "Mark Goldbridge" greenscreen thing in a gaming chair down at mommy and daddys basementflat on youtube. It's utter embarrassing after you've passed 15.How old is he again ? Trying Da yoof speak , embarrassing idiot
Popularity by being a laughing stock . Gwad bless the 21st century
I'm going to have to rehearse what I'm going to say to my dentist on Wednesday, without being smug!
Or two"Can you see any problems with the Kane(9)s? I was hoping to get another brace."
Thanks for the happy face Mrs P, glad you are not holding a grudge over my C bomb error of judgement.Don’t turn up without notice, when they tell you they have to charge you , you can say you were being compassionate in his \ her week of misery. Should be happy to waive the fee for you not slaughtering him or her. WIN WIN , you get to patronise a gooner and waste their time and money
I wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes on this forum if that would scare me off! It's used so often on here that it has lost his shock value, although I still don't use it or like it being used in a post to me.Thanks for the happy face Mrs P, glad you are not holding a grudge over my C bomb error of judgement.
Umm Woolwich have -4 goal difference, Brighton had -2 before their game. They just had to win...If Brighton win by 3 tonight , Woolwich will drop another place !
I know it's smutty and beneath you MrsP but i'd love to say -I'm going to have to rehearse what I'm going to say to my dentist on Wednesday, without being smug!
Well I will try and show restraint and not use it at all. Plenty of other words to choose from, unless talking about a couple of Woolwich pundits that spring to mind. Even then I shall refrain if at all possibleI wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes on this forum if that would scare me off! It's used so often on here that it has lost his shock value, although I still don't use it or like it being used in a post to me.
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:lamelashock::mourfacepalm:I know it's smutty and beneath you MrsP but i'd love to say -
It's lucky you don't have to look at my arse..........n..........al.
Very acceptable to use it for one particular person!Well I will try and show restraint and not use it at all. Plenty of other words to choose from, unless talking about a couple of Woolwich pundits that spring to mind. Even then I shall refrain if at all possible