Big Fat Nacer Chadli.

[ArcspacE]

His initiation in HK

 

[SpursLegend]

I assume personal terms have been agreed then?

 

[Kalyl]

His initiation in HK

"Sandro-berg" looming at the end waiting for his chance to fuck him up...

 

[The Cowbell]

I'm hoping it's based on this work of art:

http://forbesavenue.com/2009/09/30/the-rape-tunnel-no-seriously/

 

[Belgian Spur]

I don't remember many at all.

Saw a bunch of reports in the media a month or so ago, but if I recall correctly the ITKsphere was almost silent.

I did dammit , gimme some credit

 

[Dru]

What exactly is his initiation there? Walk through some people?

 

[Belgian Spur]

What exactly is his initiation there? Walk through some people?

but more importantly , why is nobody wearing black football boots anymore ?

 

[Dru]

but more importantly , why is nobody wearing black football boots anymore ?

Because that would be racist

 

[Freudlyuchenko]

but more importantly , why is nobody wearing black football boots anymore ?

I have black football boots

Spoiler

With orange stripes

 

[Dru]

Danny Rose' little calves look hilarious next to what looks like Kaboul's

 

[Gothamizm]

His initiation in HK

The circle of judgement closed around him...Nacer was with his new teammates. He'd heard much of Tottenham Hotspur; the history, the friendly but driven players...his new friends, his new family. But what nobody had mentioned was what came next.

Sandro faced Nacer full on, and whispered to the team,"Cocks out."

The team obliged.

Nacer's eyes bulged...some of the phalli were more imposing than others; Lennon's looked like a swollen anaconda compared with his diminutive figure, while Kaboul's was the thickness of his arm with its own six pack. He ripped his eyes from the exposed genitals surrounding him and looked pleadingly back at Sandro.

Sandro narrowed his eyes and merely said,"Start jerking. Don't stop until he's Lilywhite."

 

[Super Jan Fan]

Some people are born for a beard/stubble, AVB is one of those. Hope it grows back by the start of the season:avbshock:

Let's not risk a Samson-like scenario AVB. Let it alone damn it!

 

[nickyb1982]

The circle of judgement closed around him...Nacer was with his new teammates. He'd heard much of Tottenham Hotspur; the history, the friendly but driven players...his new friends, his new family. But what nobody had mentioned was what came next.

Sandro faced Nacer full on, and whispered to the team,"Cocks out."

The team obliged.

Nacer's eyes bulged...some of the phalli were more imposing than others; Lennon's looked like a swollen anaconda compared with his diminutive figure, while Kaboul's was the thickness of his arm with its own six pack. He ripped his eyes from the exposed genitals surrounding him and looked pleadingly back at Sandro.

Sandro narrowed his eyes and merely said,"Start jerking. Don't stop until he's Lilywhite."

Brilliant!!

 

[pleb]

The circle of judgement closed around him...Nacer was with his new teammates. He'd heard much of Tottenham Hotspur; the history, the friendly but driven players...his new friends, his new family. But what nobody had mentioned was what came next.

Sandro faced Nacer full on, and whispered to the team,"Cocks out."

The team obliged.

Nacer's eyes bulged...some of the phalli were more imposing than others; Lennon's looked like a swollen anaconda compared with his diminutive figure, while Kaboul's was the thickness of his arm with its own six pack. He ripped his eyes from the exposed genitals surrounding him and looked pleadingly back at Sandro.

Sandro narrowed his eyes and merely said,"Start jerking. Don't stop until he's Lilywhite."

 

[Mr Freund]

Let's hope Chadli has passed his medical before he reaches Sandro at the end of the gauntlet

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Good looking brunette hovering next to Chirpy?

And they say that cock size doesn't matter to women...
:bae:

 

[paddyspurs]

^ probably already been posted but I must say he looks promising. His strength could make up for his lack of pace, maybe Bale and Lennon could give him some tips.

 

[BUYLEDLEYNEWKNEES]

He does have a bit of Dembele about him, not out and out pace but great control short bursts of acceleration and enough strength to hold the opposing player off when he's past them. Could be a bargain.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

I like the look of him.

 

[Éperons]

why is nobody wearing black football boots anymore ?

They're navy blue.