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Gooners and their wank squad having to deal with Europa League as well...

Ray Liotta Lol GIF
 
Super Jan Fan said:
I think we will finish within a handful of points of the title next season. Woolwich will be miles behind. Utd will surely be better than under that pretender theyve had and Newcastle will be stronger. Woolwich unlikely to get near top four.
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They seem to have convinced themselves that because their side is "young" they will automatically grow next season to be good enough to get them over the edge. Spurs were younger in both the title races under Poch, but we ultimately fell short.

"Add a striker that scores more than 5 goals and we'll get top 4". As if it's that simple. The elite players won't join, and they have to spend their meagre budget on a new backup keeper, new LB, and RB, as well as backup CBs, CMs etc. Unless he wants aother Rob Holding masterclass in the EL.
 
1882 said:
I hope Dele did his 'little wave' as he left the pitch today...

Fuck them, fuck ArseAnal...

Fuck 20+ years of misery and gloating they've piled on us...

Fuck winning it at Anfield, fuck Michael Thomas and his rubbish somersault...

Fuck the smug gloating...
Not to mention the YEARS OF St. Totteringham's Day.... and 'normal service has been resumed...' DEFINE 'NORMAL SERVICE' you smug gloating prick cunts...

Fuck Campbell... and his nonsence....

Fuck Wenger... You stole Hoddle from us (and ruined my Summer) whilst living on your little 'paid for' Monaco rape Yacht.... We'll done you paedo Dennis Nilsen lookalike nonce cunt...

Fuck you's all.... I hope tonight fucking hurts, 5-1...?
...fuck off, you coulda paid someone for it like usual and won 20-1
...it wouldn't have made any difference!

Fuck Lasagne, and whatever David Dein paid that poor sous chef to wank into it for him...
I hope YOU ALL have to sadwank into your hand tonight (or your Mum's... I'm sure she'll help) to take away the pain today...

GOONER FUCKERS! Fuck off and die... I hate each and every piece of shit cunt one of you!
I hope today hurts... But gives you food for thought at the years of pain and misery you've so JOYOUSLY heaped on us!

Mind the gap pricks....?
Fuck off...
Mind the fucking PLATFORM... there's a train coming you cunts...
...and YOU AIN'T ON IT!

Aaaaaaaand, we're done!

There. I THINK I got most of it outta my system!
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It's fence-sitters like you, that really do my head in.
 
KaneIsAble said:
They seem to have convinced themselves that because their side is "young" they will automatically grow next season to be good enough to get them over the edge. Spurs were younger in both the title races under Poch, but we ultimately fell short.

"Add a striker that scores more than 5 goals and we'll get top 4". As if it's that simple. The elite players won't join, and they have to spend their meagre budget on a new backup keeper, new LB, and RB, as well as backup CBs, CMs etc. Unless he wants aother Rob Holding masterclass in the EL.
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EL will stretch the hell out of that squad....

All season, fans and manger alike have been crying about injuries and depth......

- Tierney, Partey, Tomiyasu seem to collect injuries.
- Lacazette, Nketia, Elnenny out of contract.
- Leno entering last year.
- Shitters like Xhaka & Holding still won't flush.
- Saliba & Gwendozy don't want to come back from loan.

They'll need to spend a fortune not to fall off in the league.

2024 precariously looming too:

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oldwiltshireyid said:
He’s probably witnessed Lego man’s man management skills and thought “ fuck this” I’ll stay where I am
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No doubt about it …. It’s impressive how he turns people to loathe him with such force

We’re spurs fans we’ve a head start …. But players at their own club !

If arteta wasn’t there Saliba and guendozi return and improve them immediately

So long as they keep to ‘trust the process’ and don’t ‘process the trust’ we’ll be fine
 
1882 said:
I hope Dele did his 'little wave' as he left the pitch today...

Fuck them, fuck ArseAnal...

Fuck 20+ years of misery and gloating they've piled on us...

Fuck winning it at Anfield, fuck Michael Thomas and his rubbish somersault...

Fuck the smug gloating...
Not to mention the YEARS OF St. Totteringham's Day.... and 'normal service has been resumed...' DEFINE 'NORMAL SERVICE' you smug gloating prick cunts...

Fuck Campbell... and his nonsence....

Fuck Wenger... You stole Hoddle from us (and ruined my Summer) whilst living on your little 'paid for' Monaco rape Yacht.... We'll done you paedo Dennis Nilsen lookalike nonce cunt...

Fuck you's all.... I hope tonight fucking hurts, 5-1...?
...fuck off, you coulda paid someone for it like usual and won 20-1
...it wouldn't have made any difference!

Fuck Lasagne, and whatever David Dein paid that poor sous chef to wank into it for him...
I hope YOU ALL have to sadwank into your hand tonight (or your Mum's... I'm sure she'll help) to take away the pain today...

GOONER FUCKERS! Fuck off and die... I hate each and every piece of shit cunt one of you!
I hope today hurts... But gives you food for thought at the years of pain and misery you've so JOYOUSLY heaped on us!

Mind the gap pricks....?
Fuck off...
Mind the fucking PLATFORM... there's a train coming you cunts...
...and YOU AIN'T ON IT!

Aaaaaaaand, we're done!

There. I THINK I got most of it outta my system!
Click to expand...
“Fuck Wenger... You stole Hoddle from us (and ruined my Summer) whilst living on your little 'paid for' Monaco rape Yacht.... We'll done you paedo Dennis Nilsen lookalike nonce cunt...”

Absolutely superb fella 👆👍. Really made me laugh 👍
 
KaneIsAble said:
They seem to have convinced themselves that because their side is "young" they will automatically grow next season to be good enough to get them over the edge. Spurs were younger in both the title races under Poch, but we ultimately fell short.

"Add a striker that scores more than 5 goals and we'll get top 4". As if it's that simple. The elite players won't join, and they have to spend their meagre budget on a new backup keeper, new LB, and RB, as well as backup CBs, CMs etc. Unless he wants aother Rob Holding masterclass in the EL.
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That is new level of imagination 🤦‍♂️

They have 0 strikers in their books right now. They fucking escaped with what, 44 games this season?!?! And they will have to play EL next year.

We will have first full season under Conte, Newcastle showed how they are already head above Woolscum in the end of the season and ManU will surely be less shit then they were this season.

They will have to thank their lucky stars if they pull off Euroopa League finish next season 🤦‍♂️
 
Airfixx said:
EL will stretch the hell out of that squad....

All season, fans and manger alike have been crying about injuries and depth......

- Tierney, Partey, Tomiyasu seem to collect injuries.
- Lacazette, Nketia, Elnenny out of contract.
- Leno entering last year.
- Shitters like Xhaka & Holding still won't flush.
- Saliba & Gwendozy don't want to come back from loan.

They'll need to spend a fortune not to fall off in the league.

2024 precariously looming too:

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City, Liverpool, and Chavs will be watching Martinelli and Saka with a keen interest. If they keep up/improve their level, and woolwich don't get CL they're gone. Gooners don't have Levy, and a stadium that prints money either.

They won in the tussle over Smith-Rowe against Villa, but Villa fans aren't exactly shedding tears over it.
 
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