Come here to laugh at Gooners

[Art Vandelay]

COME ONE AND ALL, SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE BITTERNESS.

Fulham match comments from Woolwich Mania. Yes. This is the bitter tears we cause just by being the Pride of North London, their eternal overlords.

Thier squad depth is poverty they just fortunate don't have many injuries

*Their

Lol what you muppet, we're 7 points clear of your shit mob despite having a spate of injuries for months!

Turning into quite an exciting top 4 race.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Yeah interesting battle for 4th between the Mancs and Chavs you bellend.

Harry Winks

Rated, why?

Winks and Llorente, exciting times for Spurs

Winks .

What even is Winks.

Such a pointless player.

One of the worst players [Winks] in the pitch scores

Sickening

Scored by one of the most overrated players [Winks] in the league as well

The pointless little child [Winks] wins it, of course.

Harry Winks scoring stuck the knife right in.

Shit player plus he looks like a twat

"Harry Winks isn't the 2nd coming of Xavi, which some overactive teenagers seem to believe. But for an academy product, who they've spent nothing on, he's pretty decent."

He’s rubbish.

A smaller Henri Lansbury with half the balls.

and I ****ing hate Harry Winks. Overrated, awful named false prophet for their youth system for the spuds to wank themselves silly over whilst it's all clear on the transfer side.

Spurs without Kane and Son

Still better than you with Aubame-blud-clot-yang and Laca-blud-clot-zette.
Let that sink in.

"Callum Chambers is better than Jorginho tbh."

Javier Zanetti from England.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Disgusting how lucky Spurs are. Should be losing this heavily. Watch the lucky ****s win this somehow.

It's a shame we're not playing Spuds in the near future, without Kane and Son we'd go to Wembley and absolutely spank them.

True. Being West Spam with money I'm sure they'll get up for their cup final.

Only thing Alli is good for.

A cherry picking midfielder.

Better than all their English midfielders from the last 15 years. Combined.
FACT.

Spurs are laughably shit.

Yet still 7 points clear of the Spanish Moyes revolution, whilst homeless and spending nothing.

Alli hamstring injury yessssssss

Classy as always.

They'll definitely need to get someone in now, if they even have money.

LOL. They can only loan blokes, and shit one's at that.
The cheek.

Usually dont enjoy anyone getting injured but Alli is a piece of filth so I have a smile drawed on me now.

No choke yet. They'll win this because the football gods love them.

Alli injured and crying.

Thank you, Fulham!

**** OFF FULHAM

SHIIIIIITE

You ****ing kidding...

**** off Fulham, **** right off

Typical. Fulham you bottlejobs

You gotta be ****ing ****ting me.

****, can't wait for these ****s to go down. Retarded attempt of a shot by Chambers there.

Damn it. I knew that was going to happen.

You kidding seriously Fulham

**** off you ****s

7 points behind 3rd place ffs. Thanks Emery.

They also have easy fixtures in February in EPL.Wankers.

Spurs luck is great next 3 league games at home against Watford Newcastle Leicester

Lucky wankers

**** they're going to escape this mini personnel crisis unscathed, aren't they?

I gave up waiting for Spurs to implode, even with the injuries they now face I still see them racking up wins (in the league at least).

Trying to comfort myself by assuming that because Tottenham were such a hilarious joke for so many decades, the football gods are giving them a bit of respite from all of that for a few years (i.e. under Pochettino).

Only way to explain this ****. How the **** are they this lucky time and again?

Spurs will be in the battle for top 4 mix by the end of season. We'll catch them.

 

[B-0-Sspurs]

Where has this ' lucky ' tag come from??!!

Did I miss something, or did we actually beat united last week, don't have any injuries and have moved back to the lane?

Their projection is pure bliss, love it!

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Bellerin out for 9 months

Spoiler

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

COME ONE AND ALL, SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE BITTERNESS.

Fulham match comments from Woolwich Mania. Yes. This is the bitter tears we cause just by being the Pride of North London, their eternal overlords.


*Their

Lol what you muppet, we're 7 points clear of your shit mob despite having a spate of injuries for months!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Yeah interesting battle for 4th between the Mancs and Chavs you bellend.

Still better than you with Aubame-blud-clot-yang and Laca-blud-clot-zette.
Let that sink in.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

True. Being West Spam with money I'm sure they'll get up for their cup final.

Better than all their English midfielders from the last 15 years. Combined.
FACT.

Yet still 7 points clear of the Spanish Moyes revolution, whilst homeless and spending nothing.




Classy as always.

LOL. They can only loan blokes, and shit one's at that.
The cheek.

Oh boy, describing Winks with:

Isn't the 2nd coming of Xavi, which some overactive teenagers seem to believe. But for an academy product, who they've spent nothing on, he's pretty decent."

Overrated, awful named false prophet for their youth system for the spuds to wank themselves silly over whilst it's all clear on the transfer side.

Shit player plus he looks like a twat

From a fanbase who lionised Jack fucking Wilshire.

 

[Art Vandelay]

Where has this ' lucky ' tag come from??!!

Did I miss something, or did we actually beat united last week, don't have any injuries and have moved back to the lane?

Their projection is pure bliss, love it!

On cue lol

 

[RealCoolYid]

COME ONE AND ALL, SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE BITTERNESS.

Fulham match comments from Woolwich Mania. Yes. This is the bitter tears we cause just by being the Pride of North London, their eternal overlords.


*Their

Lol what you muppet, we're 7 points clear of your shit mob despite having a spate of injuries for months!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Yeah interesting battle for 4th between the Mancs and Chavs you bellend.

Still better than you with Aubame-blud-clot-yang and Laca-blud-clot-zette.
Let that sink in.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

True. Being West Spam with money I'm sure they'll get up for their cup final.

Better than all their English midfielders from the last 15 years. Combined.
FACT.

Yet still 7 points clear of the Spanish Moyes revolution, whilst homeless and spending nothing.




Classy as always.

LOL. They can only loan blokes, and shit one's at that.
The cheek.

* they're

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

Bellerin out for 9 months

Wonderful karma. Their very own superfans publicly celebrating Kane's injury, a couple of days later now sobbing into their hanky's.

 

[ArtyB]

 

[Airfixx]

"How much more for a couple of tweaks, mate? ...We already got the 2 E's and an R.... Just need an M and a Y and a bit of a re-shuffle"

 

[Bill Madrid]

gives him time to sort out his wardrobe

Or make a start on the gender reassignment process

 

[BangkokSpud]

Pointless stats to wind up the Gooners -

Ozil 350k a week 'the greatest creative player on the planet' - played 981 EPL minutes Assists 1
Georges-Kévin N'Koudou who couldn't even get a loan deal last summer - played just 4 EPL minutes Assists 1

 

[Allejo10]

Ozil, by now, is the most overrated player in the planet, as Wilshere lost the post since he was offloaded to Bournemouth.

 

[Luda]

Ozil, by now, is the most overrated player in the planet, as Wilshere lost the post since he was offloaded to Bournemouth.

I still, and always will, remember the "Walcott is better than Bale" argument.

 

[River Lea Banks 🇺🇦]

Bellerin out for the rest of the season

 

[LeeMcl]

Bellerin out for the rest of the season

Great news.

 

[Colonel_K]

No Monaco thread, that went well then....



Can’t even blame the lingo or culture. Expect he’ll go back to Sky for his cushty soundbite gig.

 

[Jakob]

Same as Neville. Bang, BANG average football manager but will be back in the Sky punditry box to critize managers who are 10 times the manager he is.

Wish he took over when Wenger left. He would relegate Woolwich.

 

[White Van Jan]

mentioned elsewhere, Deloittes Money list came out today.

This time last year our T/O was £110 m less than goons.

Today's figures, £11m behind.

They have seriously had some crap financials. They are very much missing Champions League revenue now.

If there are another couple of seasons with us in CL and them not, and with our new stadium with it's increased revenues, they will need Kronky to start putting money in rather than taking it out (and I wouldn;t bet on that either)

 

[Nick "Trevor" Sharp]

No Monaco thread, that went well then....



Can’t even blame the lingo or culture. Expect he’ll go back to Sky for his cushty soundbite gig.

I wonder how Fibreglass will feel about that