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boone said:
Right? Like who the fuck runs their social media, an 11 year old girl?
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It's honestly ran like one of their teen twitter followers. I see no difference. Maybe that's cool if you're a teenager that your team's social media acts like that but to an adult like me and most normal people it reeks of desperation.
 
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Anyone seen this? Someone tried jacking 🐸Ozil and he left behind kolasniac

Updated below, looks like he did a moh and hid the loos at a Turkish :goonermong::levylol:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...tacked-knife-wielding-moped-thugs-London.html
 
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Sean said:



Anyone seen this? Someone tried jacking 🐸Ozil and he left behind kolasniac

Updated below, looks like he did a moh and hid the loos at a Turkish :goonermong::levylol:

https://www.dailymail.co. [QUOTE="S...nife-wielding-moped-thugs-London.html[/QUOTE]



Ozil is such a weaselly cunt, leaving his team mate behind and doing a runner.
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Yorkshire Yid said:
Fair play to Kolasinic? Though two Fanny's on a hairdryer waiving knives about so he gets out and fights them off bare handed takes some stones that.
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Agree, hope they catch the scum and lock them up. Could have been one of our players they attacked. I know Son definitely lives in that neck of the woods and probably a few others too.
 
The Goons really are clutching at straws, Ceballos who wasn't good enough to get into one of the worst Madrid squads in years and Saliba who has potential but they won't see for at least a season. At least Mustafi can hold the fort! And now they are wanking over Kolisanac ( bravely TBF) fighting off carjackers. Hopefully they give the lumbering big cunt a new contract. He's fucking shite.
 
Everything about this presentation video shows what Woolwich are about these days:



They name drop us when in reality all we probably did is make a cheeky offer on a player they'd be persuing for weeks if not months and it ultimately forced them into increasing their offer and giving better terms.

And the interviewer speaking French sounds utterly pretentious. Obviously Saliba doesn't speak English but you generally edit it so the viewer hears the questions asked in English.

The tweet:



It looks like a gay version of Tony Hart's Morph character.

And the video Saliba released on instagram:



He went to Woolwich because he's a professional social media whore - and what top club would allow a new signing to release such a video using a song featuring obscenities in the lyrics? No one's really in control there and it's more proof that the image AFTV creates of the club is beginning to consume the club.

This is becoming the reality of what Woolwich is now:

 
Sean said:



Anyone seen this? Someone tried jacking 🐸Ozil and he left behind kolasniac

Updated below, looks like he did a moh and hid the loos at a Turkish :goonermong::levylol:

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They weren't carjackers.

It was an undercover police sting, targetting Jimmy Savile impersonators (Operation Badhairday). On this occasion the offender escaped arrest, leaving his accomplice at the scene.

Fair play to Kolasinac. In that situation I'd be an ozil*.


*Noun: Ozil - A skinny, bug-eyed creature. Normally does not move, but is capable of high speeds when threatened.
"My mate put his foot down and drove off like an ozil."
 
NW1Spur said:
Everything about this presentation video shows what Woolwich are about these days:



They name drop us when in reality all we probably did is make a cheeky offer on a player they'd be persuing for weeks if not months and it ultimately forced them into increasing their offer and giving better terms.

And the interviewer speaking French sounds utterly pretentious. Obviously Saliba doesn't speak English but you generally edit it so the viewer hears the questions asked in English.

The tweet:



It looks like a gay version of Tony Hart's Morph character.

And the video Saliba released on instagram:



He went to Woolwich because he's a professional social media whore - and what top club would allow a new signing to release such a video using a song featuring obscenities in the lyrics? No one's really in control there and it's more proof that the image AFTV creates of the club is beginning to consume the club.

This is becoming the reality of what Woolwich is now:

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That post of his, wow! From a player that has played 16 League 1 games!

Love it when they mention us in every interview. Be that fan or now Corporate message it's all about us!! Just seen the Ozil tweet too, if one of our players did that I'd cringe for a year, just another of their players who are shite and with their owns fans abuse ringing in their ears are forced to take the option to engage with slagging a rival off to ingratiate themselves with a fanbase that despises him almost as much as we do!!

It's nice to see them go from a club on the verge of anarchy to happy and content in the space of 48hrs, all because they've signed an 18yr old defender that's played 16 leagues games, no one has heard of and loaned him back for a year. Taken a player on loan, without an option to buy, who's on £3m pa wages.

Don't change Woolwich, don't change.
 
For us oldies...

Breaking News - Mezut's got another new hairdo. He's calling it the Ozil Gummidge. Bound to catch on at the Emirates.

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Fuck them.

I'm glad we don't go around name dropping Woolwich in our tweets, or have our players make anti Woolwich comments at every available turn. Utterly classless.

We finished above them (again), reached the final of the CL, have another champions league campaign to look forward to, signed one of the hottest young talents on the planet in Ndombele, and have a brand new stadium which makes the Emirates look like a council estate football pitch.

Thats all we need to know!

P. S Their own captain now hates them.

:sonpoint:
 
Wow @ Kolasniac, look at the way he was bouncing on his toes, he was enjoying himself the lunatic, he put his life at risk to stop the theft of a car worth probably about a weeks wages. Adrenaline and pride makes men do crazy things.
 
TeamSpirit™ said:
Wow @ Kolasniac, look at the way he was bouncing on his toes, he was enjoying himself the lunatic, he put his life at risk to stop the theft of a car worth probably about a weeks wages. Adrenaline and pride makes men do crazy things.
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Plus the fact he’s from Bosnia. Russians don’t even fuck with that lot
 
chubbs said:
They weren't carjackers.

It was an undercover police sting, targetting Jimmy Savile impersonators (Operation Badhairday). On this occasion the offender escaped arrest, leaving his accomplice at the scene.

Fair play to Kolasinac. In that situation I'd be an ozil*.


*Noun: Ozil - A skinny, bug-eyed creature. Normally does not move, but is capable of high speeds when threatened.
"My mate put his foot down and drove off like an ozil."
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Ever gunner is a runner ( and leave there mates )
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