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Are you better off choosing United or goons….tough callMan Utd are in for the centre back they want too and Tielemans. Amusing.
Are you a Catholic?I wonder about this. Is gorging on goon failings a bit like watching too much gore or splitting your soul into horcruxes - too much can destroy a human?
This is the best off season we’ve had in a long long time
Yes, I understand bunburyist 's dilemma. I feel guilty in enjoying their anguish, just waiting for it all to trip us up, as has happened on the past.Are you a Catholic?
Just enjoy it.
Sorry Mrs P, I don’t feel guilty, I just wonder if swilling at the trough of goon tears for so long is potentially bad for the soul, if done for too long.Yes, I understand bunburyist 's dilemma. I feel guilty in enjoying their anguish, just waiting for it all to trip us up, as has happened on the past.
However, I can't stop hoping (and praying) that this year is going to be the year, because we have Antonio, a decent set of players and we appear to be doing transfer business early.
I’m not sure how much they can. Woolwich were in the drivers seat for 4th for months.They’ll gloss over the losses against us and newcastle and paint fifth as a success. Can see it now.
How do I do 50 agrees. Even my gooner neighbour is stuck on that game. City were lucky.
so I explain that we don’t rely on luck to beat City. It is now a forgone conclusion.
Detailed Translation & Analysis (transalysis, if you're Bill Madrid) of The All or Nothing Teaser:
"Here button of da leek" = We are bottom of the league
"Hero goes, hero ponce" (under an image of Aubameyang) = Zero goals, zero points
They've leaked a bit more of the clip where he's in his car...
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...and when he gets home:
"Batties, when heavy bodies again zoo, you are as strong as ice." = But it's when everybody's against you, you are the strongest guys.
His 'Wolf' speech (doubtless nicked from Pep) has the potential to be hilarious.
State Of The Art Squad Development Facilities:
1 = 8ft x 6ft Medical Facility, sponsored by ShedsFirst, London Colney.
2 = Luxury Spa, courtesy of the Travellers Site, Park Street Roundabout.
3 = The Future (2 young academy signings, looking on).
I'm already hooked.
I so wish I had the skills to mock up a DVD of their famous 1-2 “win” against City, adorned with such hyperbole as “Re-live this glorious moment of total football”, “One of Woolwich’s defining matches, the game of the season” together with the sub-text “Running time: 25 minutes”
Brother if I had the skills to mock shit up, I would make it a fucking mission to rinse the fuckers every day.I so wish I had the skills to mock up a DVD of their famous 1-2 “win” against City, adorned with such hyperbole as “Re-live this glorious moment of total football”, “One of Woolwich’s defining matches, the game of the season” together with the sub-text “Running time: 25 minutes”
Big . I’ll print copies to hand out in the park.
I've included a bonus printable version so you can create a box to troll your gooner mates/neighbours with.
Printable Copy