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What a wanker of a footballer.

No fan at all of West Ham who should have stayed well clear of this bloke but what an 'A' grade mercenary

This is one of the only type of players West Ham can sign.. He even wears boots with 2010 CL winner on them despite not kicking a ball or even on the bench.
The other being a player at the end of his career, who was good once but well past it now. Ie - Wilshere, Evra, Fonte, Nasri, etc etc etc. They then produce the headline “ Champions League winner signs” or “World Cup winner signs” etc.

99 out of 100 of their signings end up as flops or leave within a year. The odd one is decent but then wants to leave as soon as anyone else shows interest.

Current players I expect them to sign or go for are -

Danny Wellbeck
Daniel Sturridge
Mario Balotelli
Gary Cahill
Joey Barton
Roy Keane
Frank worthington

All either no good anymore or mercenaries..
 
This is one of the only type of players West Ham can sign.. He even wears boots with 2010 CL winner on them despite not kicking a ball or even on the bench.
The other being a player at the end of his career, who was good once but well past it now. Ie - Wilshere, Evra, Fonte, Nasri, etc etc etc. They then produce the headline “ Champions League winner signs” or “World Cup winner signs” etc.

99 out of 100 of their signings end up as flops or leave within a year. The odd one is decent but then wants to leave as soon as anyone else shows interest.

Current players I expect them to sign or go for are -

Danny Wellbeck
Daniel Sturridge
Mario Balotelli
Gary Cahill
Joey Barton
Roy Keane
Frank worthington

All either no good anymore or mercenaries..

Yep it's mercenaries or punts like Calleri

They've done their bollocks last summer as well and the well is dry.
 
This is one of the only type of players West Ham can sign.. He even wears boots with 2010 CL winner on them despite not kicking a ball or even on the bench.
The other being a player at the end of his career, who was good once but well past it now. Ie - Wilshere, Evra, Fonte, Nasri, etc etc etc. They then produce the headline “ Champions League winner signs” or “World Cup winner signs” etc.

99 out of 100 of their signings end up as flops or leave within a year. The odd one is decent but then wants to leave as soon as anyone else shows interest.

Current players I expect them to sign or go for are -

Danny Wellbeck
Daniel Sturridge
Mario Balotelli
Gary Cahill
Joey Barton
Roy Keane
Frank worthington

All either no good anymore or mercenaries..

That list is so spot on.
 
But that 100m they spunked was pwoper worth it.. they finished 10th innit.

Not to mention their fantastic 2018 cup runs.. ended by the mighty Wimbledon and Spurs reserves.
There will no doubt be a ‘boys of 2018’ reunion.

Just imagine how worse off we'd be right now if we hadn't "feared" them last season....

Looking fwd to this years pre-season prediction videos from the usual twats.
 
But that 100m they spunked was pwoper worth it.. they finished 10th innit.

Not to mention their fantastic 2018 cup runs.. ended by the mighty Wimbledon and Spurs reserves.
There will no doubt be a ‘boys of 2018’ reunion.

They also have a huge wage bill that's less than 15 million short of ours , incredibly without European football it means that they pay their players more per game than we do 😂😂😂
 
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