"I just got through the grieving process quicker than you guys. I'm on the upward curve, I can see the light again, it's dim but it's there.
All you have to do is get on board and believe again. We've still got Antonio, Lanzini, Reid, Noble, Carroll. We've still got Slaven Bilic. There's still a dangling pair of meaty clackers hanging between West Ham United's legs, we've just got to reach down and remind ourselves they are there."
Baring Lanzini, who has a bit of promise, all of those players are the personification of mediocre.