The 'doing it the right way' dickheads are fucking deluded.
The 10 criteria of
Doing it the Right way
1) Openly admit from the start that you're only involved because football is under exploited and you see it as the biggest money spinner.
2) Be a multi-billionaire but rather than invest a penny of your wealth in your football club invest in modern art and superyachts.
3) Attempt to destroy your clubs history by moving it to another manor
4) Routinely sell the clubs best players when they reach peak value
5) Smash the world record for annual profits while overseeing chronic under investment in the playing squad.
6) Become trailblazers in the transfer market by becoming the first club in any major league to fail to sign a single player in the Summer transfer window.
7) Back the above achievment up by failing to sign a single player in the following winter transfer window.
8) Invite the tv cameras to pry into the inner sanctum of the dressing room to make a few quid. Despite the protestations of your over achieving manager.
9) Sack a regular trophy winning manager 6 days before.....a cup final.....to save a few bob on compensation.
10) Charge your supporters rip off, unparralelled ticket prices for an end of season dead rubber and park them as far away from the pitch as possible for advertising revenue.
11) Win just 1 Carling cup in over 20 years
Thats 11, I know. And I could go on.
ENIC. DOING IT THE RIGHT WAY
12) Pay your CEO the highest boardroom salary in the Premier League.