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No...Saving HP sauce...
The episode where the protagonist goes to a Londis in Wood Green on a rumour that they have out of date pre heinz recipe sauce is pure canon.
The episode where he discovers he has high blood pressure and has to switch to the new low salt version, except he still has 20 litres of the old stuff left...a comedy classic...
Recast it with Jason Statham and a horde of Kung Fu fighting zombies, and the sauce is the antidote.
And then he has to Transport the last crate of sauce and do stuff with it. Anything. But he has to Transport it first!
What a great imagination you have....how about there's an orphanage being threatened by the zombies and Stat has to get the crate up to the roof to squirt them....but disaster....he has a crate full of screwtop bottles!!!!
There it is. Let’s just acknowledge the shit show that was out transfer window
There is no hope for this club as long as that bald fraud liar is in charge.
I wonder what it would actually take for people to realise we're nothing more than a cash cow to our owners?
Getting fat off the club and only interested in exploring new avenues to make money.
It puts todays performance and result in perspective. It's really quite disgusting
Getting fat off the club and only interested in exploring new avenues to make money.
It puts todays performance and result in perspective. It's really quite disgusting
Alright lads we made Harry stay, we can stop trying now
Fans must let him know proper at the next home game - only way out
So true Anchor tenants indeed. I despised the ownership period of Sugar but he actually dared to do more than this bunch of corporates. An enic transfer window to match 94 when the fa threw the book at us and we came back with world cup superstars klinsmann dumitrescue and popescue?
They’re full-max cucked now - only relegation would wake them up
He’s not immortal
His shares are.
He is to some.