Here's a random worry.
Like most, I was thoroughly enjoying United's, and Mourinho's, failings over the past week or so – until I remembered how sweet on Pochettino Ferguson is...
Imagine the scene: End of this season, Spurs 3rd, Utd 5th. Mourinho walks, or is sacked. Who do they turn to? They've tried big-name managers in LVG (historical reputation) and Mourinho (modern era superstar manager), will they try this yet again with an Ancelloti or Simeone, or will they go down the up-and-coming / huge-potential route? Remember, it was (loosely) this model that Fergie sided with when they got Moyes, only Moyes hadn't recently contested a title race with thrilling attacking football, like Poch.
If I permit myself to really dive headfirst into conspiracy, imagine that lunch date Pochettino had with Ferguson last summer saw Fergie say something like this: "Look, the United board and marketing suits are insisting on a big name superstar, global markets and all that. So it's that Mourinho up next to keep them quiet. But between you and me, I don't like the guy, and knowing the Club and the Game as I do, I'm telling you he'll walk or be got rid of within a season – then, you two [remember Perez was at the meeting too, which seemed odd at the time] will have my full blessing. Just give it a year and the gig's yours. I mean, do you really wanna spend the 17-18 season struggling at Wembley?'
If we finish above United, they'll steal our manager. Discuss.