I could go all SSC on you and post diagrams and shit...
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I still think "self cleaning" means Daniel will get the office staff to each clean their own window....And the players in contract disputes to do the rest.
Wish I had a self cleaning butthole to stop all the skidmarks I keep getting.
Wonder if it'll self clean all the ejaculate I'm going to deposit on it, come September 15th. 
Someone did mention the coating was hydrophallic, so I'd assume Levy has already thought of that.Wonder if it'll self clean all the ejaculate I'm going to deposit on it, come September 15th.
Wonder if it'll self clean all the ejaculate I'm going to deposit on it, come September 15th.
Are you referring to the stadium or my butthole?
PhenomenalBlimey.
Went down there today, it looks beautiful squeezed tightly onto the high road. A lot of character. The only thing that bothered me is that the tiling that says Tottenham Hotspur is tucked behind the shop instead of facing out onto the high road (the tiling that faces out onto the high road says Established 1882) definitely think they should have had the name of the club there instead but that really is nitpicking at things. All in all very excited
Any truth in the cockerel taking its place on top of the South Stand where the skywalk is? If so I reckon the old bird should face towards the pitch as opposed to pointing to one side
Holy fuck those seats are close to the pitch!The South Stand....
