Poll: Who do you want most as our next manager?

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Who would be your first choice?

  • Graham Potter

  • Scott Parker

  • Ten Hag

  • Rafa Benitez

  • None of the above - comment below

  • *Marcelo Bielsa

  • *Ralf Rangnick

  • *Ralph Hasenhüttl

  • *Steven Gerrard

  • *Julen Lopetegui

  • *Christophe Galtier

  • *Marcelo Gallardo

  • *Oliver Glasner

  • *Ryan Mason

  • *Maurizio Sarri

  • *Gian Piero Gasperini

  • *Mauricio Pochettino

  • *Antonio Conte

  • *Eddie Howe

  • *Gareth Southgate

  • *Nuno Espirito Santo

  • *Paulo Fonseca

  • *Gennaro Gattuso

  • *Ernesto Valverde

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CSWY said:
Shamima Begum Rejects Spurs Manager Role

By Huw Jerkokinmaibum
Times Online
July 2026

Tottenham Hotspur’s search for a new manager following the sacking of Jose Mourinho more than 5 years’ ago has finally ended after literally the last person on Planet Earth asked to apply for the role, terrorist-loving Shamima Begum, confirmed to reporters: “nah mate you’re alright I’d rather stay in me camp innit”.

Although the role would have finally enabled the Bomber Bride to return to the UK it is believed that the prospect of working with Daniel Levy and captain Mousa Sissoko on Spurs’ League Two promotion charge was not enough to entice the Murderous Maid back from her living hell in a refugee camp in Syria.

“I may be surrounded by death, misery and the bleakness of my future, but the thought of having to have awkward breakfasts every morning with that bald twat eulogising over the supposed brilliance of Harry Winks is just too much to even consider.”

Daniel Levy insists that Tottenham will not be rushed into an appointment stating that the search so far “has only looked at candidates on Planet Earth” whilst also claiming that Spurs are “a club with galactic ambitions”.

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Lmfao
 
CarrieFi said:



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FightingIllini said:
A good player respects his manager.
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Surely that would depend on the manager? Kane is a very good player but how much respect is he going to have for Howe, Martinez, etc etc? Kane is gone unless Levy does an about face with someone like Conte or ETH. Certainly have enough respect to believe the team can be changed in a couple of years. Otherwise he's off to put a bit of glitz on his cv. Good luck to him. Nothing is really going to change under these people. Harry knows that.
 
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Igula said:
It is an horrible idea. There has not been a worse name linked or suggested for the job than Emma Hayes, and not because she is a woman but because she has less than zero qualifications for the job.

People crap on Potters CV and it is a thousand times more impressive.

Spurs should not be a place where you learn in the job. If she wants to manage in the PL she should start at a low level club like the majority of managers do.
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So you don't think she should get the job then?
 
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