Tottenham Hotspur v. LASK || Europa League Group Stage 03.12.2020

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

*prima donnas

I think he is right, an eleven composed of folk transitioning to be Madonna. Not the hot 80's one the ropey current version.

 

[Arthur Wensleydale]

Fuck everybody.

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

And thats why Hojbjerg Lo Celso & Ndombele won't start too often

 

[AlabamaSpur]

Paulo tomorrow morning sliding into Jose's office

 

[Legacy Lilywhite]

*prima donnas

Not so sure the kid was wrong. Pre Madonna was post punk new wave in the early 80s - a lot of badly kitted out misfits, unharmonius and really quite chaotic.

 

[StripiestPilot]

So GLC and Tanguy don’t work well together. It’s good to find it out in a meaningless match

Gio was just shit, not really possible to judge whether they can play together based on his display.

 

[sudoku]

Never mind this player was shit, this other player was shit-they were all shit.

 

[Totti]

We should be grateful for that.

Hart, Doherty, Lo Celso, Davies, Bale, Sanchez were shocking tonight.

Second string for a reason. You'd hope they'd raise their game.

The Lo Celso - Ndombele experiment should not be repeated.

I think there were a number of issues. Ndombele should be played deeper. Lo Celso further forward.

Its also a partnership thatll need everything around it perfect. So it'll need the wing backs willing to get forward. Kane to drop deep and aid them etc.

I reckon we could have put prime Dembele and Wanyama in midfield today and we'd have been just as poor.

 

[Bazali]

Never mind this player was shit, this other player was shit-they were all shit.

Tanguay was ok and a great through ball to Sonny

 

[Airfixx]

Lets put it this way - their best moment came when Sissoko came onto the pitch

What a load of crap... Did you not watch the 1st half?

 

[OldBoy68]

I’m writing myself a letter and on the envelope it says “Do not open until the next time Spurs are in the Europa League group stage”.

The text of that letter: “You‘ve been here before and you must now know better than to get excited for Europa League group games because they are wank in every sense of the word. Spurs won’t care, the opposition will be shite, and you will end up spending at least half the time mindlessly looking at your phone to pass the time. Stop looking forward to them all week, you’ll only disappoint yourself. Stop rushing home from work, you aren’t missing anything. Just stop it mate.”

CC me please mate. Ta.

 

[Fattynomates]

Fuck you we ended up drawing with 9 bloody defenders on the pitch. You might me happy with that but we hardly tested their goalie. It was a shocking performance. There is now way a team that we put out should play like that! How much did it cost compared to LASK? If it wasn’t for the the two pens we would have been in real trouble plus the chances they had in the first half.

But we did get 2 penalties and if we beat Antwerp we top the group, if we don’t we are still in the hat, it’s a fucking make shift team who have never all started before , playing in -4 freezing there Bollox off , let’s be honest they probably thought they could give 30% Effort and still not lose , and guess what we didn’t lose , so stop trying to look for something to moan about! The first pen it was going in if he doesn’t hand ball it , you are carrying on like we put our our best 11 tonight ! Fucking hell some people just aren’t happy !

 

[Zest]

My haha isn't to do with you getting attacked, rather you thinking that you had a better time of things than watching that sack of vomit

Yeah, would have added emotional insult to considerable injury!!!

 

[Fattynomates]

This is what happens when SpiderSpurs doesnt start the match day threads!

 

[Bill Madrid]

Time to roll out an oldie but goodie from a few months back that I'd mothballed...

"Literally nobody is saying that Joe Hart should be our back up goalkeeper"

 

[Bazali]

Yeah, would have added emotional insult to considerable injury!!!

Get well soon mate

Two Co codamol and 500cc of brandy before bed after a hot bath!

 

[Bazali]

This is what happens when SpiderSpurs doesnt start the match day threads!

Surprised he hasn’t mentioned it

Has he started the Scum one yet?

 

[Nikesh]

Antwerp will be really tough, we are going to have to play close to our best XI to beat them which I doubt we will do.

Probably going to finish 2nd in the group and draw a horrible team from the CL losers. That dreadful performance away at Antwerp will end up costing us 1st place.

I think Jose will go strong next week. Winning the group is important as the play offs were. So can't see him playing it down. Might actually make 2000 people apply for the ballot to go see that

 

[Fattynomates]

Think it’s a bit harsh on Hart, would like to see anyone else stand out in the cold at minus 4 and try and save some of them

 

[Fattynomates]

Surprised he hasn’t mentioned it

Has he started the Scum one yet?

Not yet mate