That's what did for my first marriage..... taking a shit during the First Dance was never gonna go down well with the in-laws! But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!I don't care how you feel. But on the best day this club has had in a long while, you come in like a grinch: "bah, we were lucky, we still suck," etc. Fine, feel that way. But READ THE FUCKING ROOM.
Go for a walk. Make an omelette. Have a wank. Whatever. But if you walk into the party and take a shit in the living room, don't be surprised when everyone thinks you're a total dick.