Summer 2022 Transfer Thread.

[Matt1882]

TND is £63m with plenty of add ons. Ones he will not achieve.
Richarlison, as far as I'm concerned, will be our most expensive signing

 

[Matt1882]

What the cocking yogurt is going on at my club? This is a different world

Is that more or less bitter than Greek yohurt?

 

[Spursidol]

 

[DeadlyDefoe]

If its a loan with straight obligation with no milestones then would make sense

 

[CarrieFi]

Is that more or less bitter than Greek yohurt?

Salty

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

I already told you guys.....Don Paratici's idea of doing Richarlison's medical in the depts of the Amazons, with no phone network, helped seal the deal

In all seriousness the last 48 hours or so did have the feeling of our side not fucking around. I do wonder if that would have been in addition to Raphinha at Chelsea or them looking for a 10m cheaper alternative.

And of course: pinch of salt and all that. There are often these 'hijacking' stories after a move is made.

 

[Shadydan]

Be funny when we break even with our sales hence not even touching the £150m and people bemoan Levy for pulling over the wool over our eyes yet again

 

[reachingforthestars]

*I know tommyboyspurs has got copyrights to Braithwaite gifs but I ain’t paying

 

[Matt1882]

Gotta laugh at SSN transfer centre today.

"who is the best Brazilian to play in the PL"

Literally everyone just picking their favourite Brazilian to play for their own club. Some of the shite they're picking out.

 

[Darnswim]

I'm getting a bit worried now.

Spoiler

FOR THE REST OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE THAT IS :contelol:

 

[cretinousgoat]

Not going to lie - all the transfer talk today has left me with an absolutely raging rock hard boner.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Veeeeery very hard, right now.

>Me bumping into Winks in Leicester trying not to shout expletives at him

 

[OffTheBench]

Not going to lie - all the transfer talk today has left me with an absolutely raging rock hard boner.

(That is NOT an invite for dick pics btw)

 

[AlabamaSpur]

I'm getting a bit worried now.

Spoiler

FOR THE REST OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE THAT IS :contelol:

 

[tommyboyspurs]

I'm getting a bit worried now.

Spoiler

FOR THE REST OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE THAT IS :contelol:

well ill be damned

 

[Darnswim]

Veeeeery very hard, right now.

He's exactly what Conte doesn't want though? He's a bit weak mentally, although a decent player. Perfect for Lego Man.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Tielemans was at fault for at least 1 of Bergwjins late goals.

If that was when playing for us, Conte wouldn't have let him survive the night. Natural selection, so win-win.
:contelol:

 

[cretinousgoat]

(That is NOT an invite for dick pics btw)

I genuinely have a boner right now. That is no lie.

It's huge

 

[Ionman34]

Understandable but he is a fantastic player who last season was as good as any AM in the league De Bruyne excepted.

I used to think he was a show pony but his overall game is elite now.

Maddison won't be leaving Leicester unless someone comes in with an eye watering offer, or until he decides he's done with Leicester and runs his contract down to the point where a lot of sharks will be circling, in which case he'd still go for a substantial sum.

At this point, I think Leicester will use Grealish as their benchmark for price, so highly unlikely that anyone, let alone us, would be looking to prize him away.

 

[bus-conductor]

Noises about Tielemans on SC.

I'll tell you this... if we get him, we might have to rename scum to Salt FC.

That'd be Yves, Charlie and Youri... who they wanted.

I've wanted Tielemans for years.

Under Conte he'd be amazing.

He’s a fucking tank. I hope the goons get him.