Come here to laugh at Gooners

[yes]

Woolwich fans are a bunch of inbred mutants.

Best case scenario is for us to win the Champions League final, them to lose the Europa League final and for all of their fans to fuck off to the moon with that twat from AFTV.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

A gooner at my university sat next to me and was watching the new Game of Thrones episode on his laptop.

He literally hummed WengerWengerWengerWengerWehateTottenhamWengerWenger when the intro credits started to roll.

Lost my shit. They’ve peaked.

To be fair, that episode would break most people.

Spoiler

It's gone to absolute shit.

 

[Bow Lockes]

 

[hitman683]

Chelski will win anyway how many European finals have the red scum fucked up in the past serial big occasion Bottler's

Not many considering they only featured in 4 winning 2 bottling it against Galatasaray ones where they should have won and they bottled it.

 

[Paul Shelf]

FFP Update: Let’s hope corrupt UEFA allow Sheikh Mansour to bribe whoever with billions to ensure Abu Dhabi Citeh are not banned from next seasons Champions League

(If the ban is enforced then f**king Woolwich will get the CL 4th spot, even if they lose in Azerbaijan, ko midnight, Thursday 29 May)

 

[theyearoftheone]

FFP Update: Let’s hope corrupt UEFA allow Sheikh Mansour to bribe whoever with billions to ensure Abu Dhabi Citeh are not banned from next seasons Champions League

(If the ban is enforced then f**king Woolwich will get the CL 4th spot, even if they lose in Azerbaijan, ko midnight, Thursday 29 May)

Won't be next season if the do get banned.

 

[bunburyist]

Not sure why anyone would be worried about goons in CL, they’ll just get dicked 5-1 home and away again at the first opportunity.

Their inclusion would cheapen the tournament a bit I must admit, but worth it to see them drubbed and ran out of town every once in a while

 

[gaz]

wouldn't the spot go to another country.

 

[hiatus]

The spot would not be given back to England (Woolwich) - I imagine it would go to the next ranked club association.

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

Wow! £75k per week!!! Their wage bill is already too high, they don't have to give him a new deal as he's only just signed him. He's also massively average, I mean what the fuck did he do?

Anyway, keep it up.

 

[Claud601]

Wow! £75k per week!!! Their wage bill is already too high, they don't have to give him a new deal as he's only just signed him. He's also massively average, I mean what the fuck did he do?

Anyway, keep it up.

They reward mediocrity

 

[Clynelish]

Wow! £75k per week!!! Their wage bill is already too high, they don't have to give him a new deal as he's only just signed him. He's also massively average, I mean what the fuck did he do?

Anyway, keep it up.

Is he one of those two headless chickens in midfield Claude is complaining about all the time?

 

[Eli]

Ozil expects to stay at Woolwich until 2021
I bet you are! But crack on 350k a week for the next two years is money well spent....

 

[Colonel_K]

Wow! £75k per week!!! Their wage bill is already too high, they don't have to give him a new deal as he's only just signed him. He's also massively average, I mean what the fuck did he do?

Anyway, keep it up.

He cheered out of a car window, when they beat us and were above us for a whole 72hrs. Money cannot but that sort of pashun!

 

[paddy spur]

 

[VirginiaSpur]

He cheered out of a car window, when they beat us and were above us for a whole 72hrs. Money cannot but that sort of pashun!

Pretty sure it was just 24 hours.

 

[Art Vandelay]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I seriously hope the chavs batter their arses now.

40m wouldn't even fix one of their holes... and there are many!

:vert: :eriksenlol:ochlol:

 

[Stanley]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I seriously hope the chavs batter their arses now.

40m wouldn't even fix one of their holes... and there are many!

:vert: :eriksenlol:ochlol:

:avbpray::avbpray::avbpray:

 

[LLB Part Deux]

I think this is probably one of the two situations where I'd be prepared to cheer on Chelsea, the other being if they needed to beat X team to hand us the points we need to win the League (or qualify for CL). This is almost certainly going to be Hazard's swansong so here's hoping he torments their shitty defence.

I'd quite possibly wet myself if they lost to another goal from the halfway line.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

I think this is probably one of the two situations where I'd be prepared to cheer on Chelsea, the other being if they needed to beat X team to hand us the points we need to win the League (or qualify for CL). This is almost certainly going to be Hazard's swansong so here's hoping he torments their shitty defence.

I'd quite possibly wet myself if they lost to another goal from the halfway line.

Within ten years, we've gone from Woolwich fans cheering Chelsea on in the Champions League final because of a myopic desire to see us not qualify for the CL the following season.

To us waiting to the play in the Champions League final, cheering Chelsea on in the Europa League final to stop Woolwich from qualifying for next seasons' CL...