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West Ham Strikers: Astonishing Stat Shows How Bad Hammers' Signings Have Been in Gold & Sullivan Era

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It's a series of screwups that would have any other fanbase in turmoil, but this is business as normal in east London. Since David Gold and David Sullivan took over the club in January 2010, the club have signed 38 strikers. Andy Carroll has scored more than any of them, with...34 goals.
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That's 203 goals in 957 games in all competitions, or 4.71 games per goal. By comparison, Cristiano Ronaldo has scored 465 in 466. Harry Kane is 23 goals behind on 180...in 318 games. That's 639 games fewer, stat fans. And he was 16 years old when the Davids took over.

You want more? Lionel Messi, in the time it's taken West Ham strikers to score 203 goals, has scored 502 times in club football. He's done it in 499 games.
 
Apparently Raiola has offered them the services of Balotelli.

Mad banter incoming.
Part of me always wanted Balotelli to make it for the shear entertainment value....he's the spiritual successor to Maradona in terms of just being totally unhinged.

It seems like he should be 40 now, no doubt why spam are interested. At this point it's hard to even remember why anyone thought he was good in the first place.

Spam having Balotelli and Wilshere together would be incredible comedy.
 
Part of me always wanted Balotelli to make it for the shear entertainment value....he's the spiritual successor to Maradona in terms of just being totally unhinged.

It seems like he should be 40 now, no doubt why spam are interested. At this point it's hard to even remember why anyone thought he was good in the first place.

Spam having Balotelli and Wilshere together would be incredible comedy.
He seems to have found his "home" in France. Seemed to have settled in real well at Nice two years ago. But then the club changed owners and manager and he had his contract terminated in December so he could move to Marseille on a short term deal (the new Nice owners refused to sell him in the summer).

And now Marseille cannot afford to keep him due to missing out on the CL.

Judging by interviews he would probably prefer to stay in France but only PSG and possibly Lyon and Monaco could afford his wages long term.
 
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