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"Fans want a striker?" 
"Striker you will get........":keane:"Top of the morning to ya!"
Fail to see how Neil Diamond posing with that jockey has any relevance to our transfer dealings
Carlito and friends
Or next
Do you mean di Santo from Wigan?
And if so, are you just out for the day? Does your caregiver know you have Internet access?
Add ons, Levy 101 
DL "I will agree to a substantial fee for this player, £20m sound good?
Selling Chairman "Happy with that"
DL "Good. Now lets do the details. I propose up front I give you half a packet of Quavers and a bag of Maltesers..."
Selling Chairman "WTF?!"
DL "..Then on his 10,000th appearance Ill send food stamps to the value of £3.50 by second class post...."
Selling Chairman "Is this a wind up?"
DL "...And if Belarus win the world cup Ill give a bonus payment of a 1994 Volkswagon Polo with a dodgy gear box, though of course I expect you to cover the export costs..."
Selling Chairman *Hangs up*
DL "I will agree to a substantial fee for this player, £20m sound good?
Selling Chairman "Happy with that"
DL "Good. Now lets do the details. I propose up front I give you half a packet of Quavers and a bag of Maltesers..."
Selling Chairman "WTF?!"
DL "..Then on his 10,000th appearance Ill send food stamps to the value of £3.50 by second class post...."
Selling Chairman "Is this a wind up?"
DL "...And if Belarus win the world cup Ill give a bonus payment of a 1994 Volkswagon Polo with a dodgy gear box, though of course I expect you to cover the export costs..."
Selling Chairman *Hangs up*
That makes you our top scorer!
I'd rather spend the money on AIDS Roulette by barebacking 15 smackhead <removed>s than spend it on Kenwynne fucking Jones.
Who is it that goes to such lengths to stir up all this shit all the time? How can people get so fucking bored?
Until AVB fucking glides out of the doors of the Lane on a giant flaming effigy of Levy on wheels proudly waving a middle finger back at us all I'm going to carry on assuming this is fucking bollocks cooked up to try and juice a bit of excitement out of kneejerkers disappointed with the quality of the ITK this window.
Melters.
Until AVB fucking glides out of the doors of the Lane on a giant flaming effigy of Levy on wheels proudly waving a middle finger back at us all I'm going to carry on assuming this is fucking bollocks cooked up to try and juice a bit of excitement out of kneejerkers disappointed with the quality of the ITK this window.
Melters.
Yes, i did. And he probably received it already, 'cause if you look at the photo below, you can see him giving away his Schalke shirt and saying "I don't need it anymore, truetomyself sent me a Spurs shirt".
Well, you can't really hear what he says, but believe me, that's what he said
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Say spursy and carlito appears. I might try and say it 3 times in the mirror
You know what makes me lol? The thought that somewhere in the Saudi version of the internet, there is an Al-Ittihad fan saying, "You know what really fucks me off? The inevitable 'stat boost' that Anas will receive in FIFA if he signs for Spurs."
Like, he's probs proper livid about it, throwing stuff out of windows and what not. He now has a personal vendetta against Tottenham and everything. Little does he know, we don't even want this silly Sharbini fella.
Like, he's probs proper livid about it, throwing stuff out of windows and what not. He now has a personal vendetta against Tottenham and everything. Little does he know, we don't even want this silly Sharbini fella.
