Could be worse. Could be a single 50 year old bloke alone with his cats whose only attention in life comes from mugging off Erik Lamela and when he batters his felines.Yeah, he really fits the profile of a Poch signing. Mid thirties, bit of a twst, lazy and with a history of making false accusations of racism. It would be like signingSchmoodSpur
Ho hum.
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