Anyways, its really great to be back. Missed you all x
I picked up on the fact a few of you had been enquiring after my two week enforced holiday with
sammyspurs
,
ArcspacE
and
SchmoodSpur
.
So I thought it might be rude not to give you all a few details of the absolute blast we all had together.
Here we are, the evening of our arrival
Now, that Sammy turns out to be a proper chilled fella when he gets away from this place. Proper chilled.
He spent every day bar none in and out the pool. Mind you, he spent every evening clearing up the fucking buffet too!
Here he is, day 12, when he found out Poch suggested we may make zero signings this window
Now ole' Arcy was a surprise package too. Really let his hair down, the old cunt. Loves the great out doors, does arcy. He aint no pool slouch. Hiking, Cycling, Horse Trekking. You name it, he does it.
Mind you, he's another you need to make sure you get to the buffet before in the evening, the greedy fucker.
Here's Arcy, day 11
Me. Well I prefered the bar tbh. Nothing like a few beers to chill out in the heat of a Spurs transfer window
This is me, day 12, when I heard the same news as Sammy about possible zero signings
Now, what about
SchmoodSpur
.
Unfortunately, we couldn't get the poor cunt out of his room from day 2 onwards.
He spent the whole facking fortnight researching the TFC archives and re-visiting ancient transfer window papyrus scrolls to produce his latest dissertation on how to be a sad cunt and ridicule other forum members who dont have the wonderful gift of hindsight that only I possess.
See below
We tried to get him out a bit. But all to no avail
Spursdem, day 4
Anyway, the rest of us refused let his hermitry spoil our jaunt.
Here we are on the final night, where we really did let ourselves go.
Like I said earlier, a few too many pies, maybe.
And here's ole' Spursdem. Emerging from his room on day 14
Anyway, that's all for now. As I said, great to be back home.
Next few days should be classic.
COYMFS!
I picked up on the fact a few of you had been enquiring after my two week enforced holiday with
sammyspurs
,
ArcspacE
and
SchmoodSpur
.So I thought it might be rude not to give you all a few details of the absolute blast we all had together.
Here we are, the evening of our arrival
Now, that Sammy turns out to be a proper chilled fella when he gets away from this place. Proper chilled.
He spent every day bar none in and out the pool. Mind you, he spent every evening clearing up the fucking buffet too!
Here he is, day 12, when he found out Poch suggested we may make zero signings this window
Now ole' Arcy was a surprise package too. Really let his hair down, the old cunt. Loves the great out doors, does arcy. He aint no pool slouch. Hiking, Cycling, Horse Trekking. You name it, he does it.
Mind you, he's another you need to make sure you get to the buffet before in the evening, the greedy fucker.
Here's Arcy, day 11
Me. Well I prefered the bar tbh. Nothing like a few beers to chill out in the heat of a Spurs transfer window
This is me, day 12, when I heard the same news as Sammy about possible zero signings
Now, what about
SchmoodSpur
.Unfortunately, we couldn't get the poor cunt out of his room from day 2 onwards.
He spent the whole facking fortnight researching the TFC archives and re-visiting ancient transfer window papyrus scrolls to produce his latest dissertation on how to be a sad cunt and ridicule other forum members who dont have the wonderful gift of hindsight that only I possess.
See below
Since you ask...
Well, of course you are chief horsenosher.
I was curious as to just why you are chief horsenosher (before you try deflect about time spent, thanks toAdmin fantastic search bar it took 20 minutes) as it's all well and good me saying it to be funny, but unlike you, I like to add substance to my cunt-offs, a deeper cunt-off.
So just to show how much of a fucking iron you (and your kind) really are, you've been polluting this board with your anti-Levy nonsense since 2014.
Happy with our transfer strategy ?
Posted in 2014, a thread created just to say you don't like our transfer strategy. Following a season in which Spurs came 6th. This will be important later.
Moving onto 2015...
The January window thread is much of the same. The Summer one is a FUCKING DOOZY.
Particular highlights include...
https://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/f...discussion-thread.13285/page-1329#post-856843
''I'd rather Berahino than Pato.
As for the transfer fee. I couldn't give a fuck''
''BetVictor have slashed their odds to 6/4 against Behrahino signing for us. Would be a great signing. Pay the fucking money Levy. Before someone else steps in''
''I am desparate for us to get Berahino.''
''we should not be paying 25million for Berahino''
''The thought of us signing Victor Moses is now getting me quite hard''
''I think we're going to sign Charlie Austin. I backed it last night with BetVictor st 16/1. He's now 6/1 with and even shorter with most bookies. He'll be relatively cheap and low maintenance. It's gonna happen I tell ya''
''I can't see it. But yes. Fellaini would be a good signing. In my opinion.''
''Fuck Carrick. That's a backward step of huge proportions. It's the kind of signing you'd expect of a club like West Ham or Sunderland''
Yet, you know exactly what is needed with our transfer strategy, right? Saido Berahino, Charlie Austin, Poohead Fellaini and Victor Moses. But Carrick wasn't good enough? But you know better than Poch and Levy, correct? You'd rather see them take a place in our squad ahead of our youth?
Another little gem in this thread...
https://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/f...discussion-thread.13285/page-1061#post-844113
''Stoke.......Rivals......To Spurs ??? ......Fucking Stoke
I`ve been thinking about this statement. And it`s actually starting to hit home that it`s absolutely fucking true''
After all your bluster about Spurs being the biggest and best club in the world you say this. This is the funny thing. You'll criticise me for finding this post but won't maybe take some introspection into the fact you are always, always wrong. Like, NW1 levels of wrong. And just like your fellow horsenosher (#2) you simply cannot admit it.
https://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/f...discussion-thread.13285/page-1461#post-861392
''I said 10th to 14th with the squad as it was before Clinton signed. With the 2 new boys, I would say between 8th and 11th.
edit: if Kane gets injured or loses form early on, i`d knock it back down a few notches''
*facepalm*
We move on...2016.
https://www.thefightingcock.co.uk/f...-discussion-thread.15472/page-215#post-941358
''Spurs are the biggest club in the world''
Hold up, weren't we Stoke's rivals just 6 months before?
Transfers - Summer 2016 Transfer Window Thread
''I'd be fucking delighted if we sign Sissoko''
Just like you would have been with Berahino and Charlie Austin. You just want transfers. They don't have to be good, you just want to see money spent. No judgement involved. Spin the wheel and spend.
Transfers - Summer 2016 Transfer Window Thread
''Seems like Everton, Stoke, Leicester and Bournemouth etc..
are leapfrogging us too now''
We'll move on from 2016 now I've spotted a post of you slagging off Ryan Mason.
2017...
Years before this post, we came 2nd and 3rd. Wanna guess where we finished in this one?
Finally the piece de resistance from 2015-16.
''If we signed no-one else, I would expect us to finish around 10th - 14th. Depending on our Europa cup run.''
This was your prediction. The season we came 3rd.
And you wonder why you get such hostility from myself and others? We have had to put up with your bullshit for half a decade. And it's provably wrong. But you're so fucking arrogant that anyone who tells you this, is Levy over Spurs. When it's you that predicts us coming midtable, calling Stoke our rivals, begging for Saido Berahino.
2018...
It was you that said 2nd place was looking like Thursday nights in Europa.
As for your question about the rest...
Your fellow horsenoshers areThe Dane who has given up on every Spurs side in December in existence. Spent the 2017 transfer thread telling us all Ross Barkley was the saviour of Tottenham Hotspur and that Everton will be a danger to us. I see he's melted into a smelly goop again.
Art Vandelay who is your self-proclaimed bodyguard who said he would ''be on me like a rash'' whenever I got in a row with you, then put me on ignore. Some bodyguard. The pum pum.
NW1Spur who said ''we are absolutely not a top 4 side'' this season and of course Erik Lamela. Finally
Don Giovanni the gooner. Who being a gooner, shares the other horsenoshers opinions, which is slagging off Spurs.
As forscott he's right, he hasn't got it in him to be a horsenosher. He's a Johnnosher. He's your fluffer, making sure you're hard and ready to go when you get to the horse. Those boys above are your roadies, Scott is just your groupie hoping that one day, you'll let him in the gang, but he'll always be the bitch. The fluffer too ugly, racist and meek to be front and centre. But he'll be there ploughing himself as you nosh the horse.
I know you'll all just deflect this post about how long it took, or how dragging up the past is silly. But when you act like you do, you need receipts when you start lying and pretending you are the one with all the answers and digging out others.
You predicted we'd finish ''around 10th - 14th'' the season we came 3rd.
YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS SWAY!
THE FIVE HORSENOSHERS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Insta-bin me again motherfuckers! I'm just asking for it.
We tried to get him out a bit. But all to no avail
Spursdem, day 4
Anyway, the rest of us refused let his hermitry spoil our jaunt.
Here we are on the final night, where we really did let ourselves go.
Like I said earlier, a few too many pies, maybe.
And here's ole' Spursdem. Emerging from his room on day 14
Anyway, that's all for now. As I said, great to be back home.
Next few days should be classic.
COYMFS!
has now started a second transfer thread, which I also have to keep on top of, just because of all the cunt-offs in this one. But all the cunts have got wind and are heading over there so I figure this is the safest place to be.
