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Absurd Watch with Ossie Wembley . I will endeavour to update when I can.




beyond absurd price for him.

Burkinshaw is absurd



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Surely they have an orange ball, this is absurd

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behind an ideology is absolutely absurd.

Everton absolutely absurd


quite frankly absurd

it was beyond absurd.

absurd top 4 trophy proclamation



It’s an absurd suggestion,

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such a suggestion is absurd

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What an absurd position to take

bordering on the absurd

is bordering on the absurd

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frankly absurd. The same absurdity is at play

your absurd suggestion
 
7th Feb 2015 tottenham 2 Woolwich 1

As I grew up in the 70s and 80s tottenham Woolwich were good sometimes spurs would be the better side sometimes Woolwich. Then in 1989 Woolwich won the league. From that point on they were in unarguable the better side. Even in 91 the gazza Lineker fa Cup side biggest achievement was preventing as the chas and dave song went 'double up the Woolwich' from that point we just couldn't match them. We might have the odd victory but they were battling man u for titles we were piss poor. Since 1989 I never felt comfortable saying we can beat the Woolwich. That changed in 2015. I felt we had the beating of them. The crowd felt we had the beating of them. White Hart Lane was rocking even when we went 1 nill down I text my brother in law 'no way tottenham loses this.' kane roared in 2 memorable goals we beat the fucks. Since then we been on top they may get the odd result but on the whole spurs have the beating of them. It took 25 years to supplant those fucks. And the spurs fans never ever stopped coming or believing imagine if Woolwich do not finish above us for the next 23 years. The place would be a haunted shell.

Coys




I’d forgotten what a clown Ospina was
 
In my time...the ones that felt hugely important at the time:

Everton semi 94/95
Barnsley away 97/98 season drew 1-1, a defeat would have put us in the relegation zone in April, IIRC
League cup final 99 vs Leicester
FA Cup semi 99 vs Newcastle
FA Cup semi 01 vs goons
Lasagne-gate
League cup final 08 vs chavski
Man City away Crouch 1-0
Chavs battle of stamford bridge
FA Cup semi vs Chavs season before last
FA Cup semi vs Mancs last season

Others that are important, with hindsight:
League cup final vs chavs, Poch's first season in charge, a win may have given our young team the confidence in future big games, although a lot of the players have changed since then
West Ham away in the season Leicester won it (last game at Boleyn Ground)...seems to be the game after which Leicester got a fair lead on us and we never caught up, three extra points at that stage could have made all the difference
Similarly the midweek home game vs Leicester that same season, when Kane hit the bar and then they scored from a corner, we didn't realise at the time what a massive difference a small amount of extra luck might have given us there, a real 6 pointer.
On the positive side I would agree with the 2-1 home win against the scum, when (with hindsight) Poch's vision seemed to come together, and our players were barely affected by their goal. We played so well that day and also I don't think I can remember the Lane ever being louder??
 
Urgh. Still makes me cringe to remember that one. Was listening on the radio and hearing that Vega had got a red card on 65 mins. I really thought we were down
I was 13. Went absolutely mental when we scored our equaliser. Think it went in off Colin Calderwood's arse. The game everyone remembers was the 6-2 win at Wimbledon but in fact we were likely to be safe by that point, with that result just confirming it.
 
Going back a while but the 0-0 away draw to Southampton that secured Promotion back to the top Division in the Seventies. Another year in the 2nd tier would have been disastrous. In those days it was the stress of listening to updates on the Radio. After being in a strong position to go up, we needed that draw with Southampton who were also promoted.
 
For me I’ll always remember the 4-4 at the Scum, from Bentley’s outrageous opener, to Lennon hungrily grabbing the ball out of the net after Jenas put in our third and running back to the centre circle as if he was destined to score the equaliser that he did. I remember the way a Yid dived on to the pitch to celebrate with the players, and Harry’s “two points in ten games” mantra which he must’ve mentioned at least five times post-match.

But emotions aside, why was it so important? It gave the players belief in themselves, belief that they had the quality to climb up the table if they fought for it, and it did this by order of magnitude compared to the win against Bolton in the match prior.
 
For me I’ll always remember the 4-4 at the Scum, from Bentley’s outrageous opener, to Lennon hungrily grabbing the ball out of the net after Jenas put in our third and running back to the centre circle as if he was destined to score the equaliser that he did. I remember the way a Yid dived on to the pitch to celebrate with the players, and Harry’s “two points in ten games” mantra which he must’ve mentioned at least five times post-match.

But emotions aside, why was it so important? It gave the players belief in themselves, belief that they had the quality to climb up the table if they fought for it, and it did this by order of magnitude compared to the win against Bolton in the match prior.
Was in a bar for that, and some gooner was giving it in the last ten minutes.....not outright, but 3rd hand by saying things loud to his missus.

Jenas has the ball, he’s gone “haha go on Jenas”.....
Top Cornaaaaaar You Slaaaaag

Then it was ....”I’m glad they scored, give them hope ha ha”

Though he would have learned, but no.

Gomes with the kick...

“Hoooooof haha”

Falls to Modric and he’s still not done

“Go on then Modric”

Off the post.........

“Weeeeey......”
Oh

LENNNNNNNONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The scenes. The fucking scenes.
I was on my mates back screaming
WHAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED
WHAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED
FUCK OFF
FUCKING AVE THAT

Beers, beer mats, chairs went over, we were soaked......

Looked around and saw a pasty green grey gooner slouched at the bar, his missus stroking his hair.
Awwwwwwwwww
 
Absurd Watch with Ossie Wembley . I will endeavour to update when I can.

was simply absurd

this absurd mindset

beyond absurd price for him.

Burkinshaw is absurd

just absurd.

is just as absurd

subscribe to absurd notion

Surely they have an orange ball, this is absurd

negotiation is an absurd postion

behind an ideology is absolutely absurd.

Everton absolutely absurd

absolutely absurd

quite frankly absurd

it was beyond absurd.

absurd top 4 trophy proclamation

this absurd reality

utterly absurd

It’s an absurd suggestion,

It’s an absurd suggestion

such a suggestion is absurd

What an absurd position to take

What an absurd position to take

bordering on the absurd

is bordering on the absurd

feeds the absurd agenda

utterly absurd

is beyond absurd

just absurd

frankly absurd. The same absurdity is at play

your absurd suggestion

Goes to show you can find anything if you look hard enough!

Do you think Ossie Wembley is sponsored by anyone??
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