Come here to laugh at West Spam

[SouthStand Billy]

Where? It is not on their website and not on their social media

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[paddy spur]

Cunts assemble

 

[Raiders]

Do they have any proper scouts at West Ham? Just seem to sign well known has-beens and the best second rate players in the Premier League...Oh, and Lazio reserve players for club record fees.

 

[asterdroid]

wow, 6 month contract ... it will take the rest of the season to get back to match fitness

 

[RocketRonny]

We really ought to sing Are You Sugar in Disguise to the dildo brothers

 

[Airfixx]

How shit does an ex-Woolwich player have to be before West Ham won't be interested in signing them on a free

Trick question, right?:eriksenlol:


Broken Wellbeck incoming Summer '19....?

Zhaka to compensate the loss of Declan Rice?

 

[Blanchflower]

Trick question, right?:eriksenlol:


Broken Wellbeck incoming Summer '19....?

Zhaka to compensate the loss of Declan Rice?

Oh Wellbeck fits perfectly.....

a) free transfer
b) injured
c) doesn't score many goals
d) ex-scum

 

[Totti]

Let's face it, it'll be this

Spoiler: Ack. Spoiler dat shit

Totally hits the spot. Cuntish and ex Woolwich . It's everything the spammer mugs wet dream of.

Who the fuck is Sammy Nazzary?

 

[r-u-s-x]

He can't even play until January.

No new signing is allowed to play until January

 

[BigYid1882]

No new signing is allowed to play until January

While you're right, no new players can be added to a squad until then. I think the point trying to be made is that he's serving a failed drug test bad until January

 

[Eli]

Nasri fits their bill perfectly.
Past it
Crocked
Enjoys his drugs
Expensive wage demands
Free agent.
Match made in heaven. He can share the sick ward/medicine cabinet with Carroll & Wilshere
Their “model” is fucking great. Long may they continue to mop up the dregs of the footballing knackers yard.

 

[Bazali]

They're like a chav who's won the lottery. Can't buy class unfortunately spammers!

But they keep trying which is hilarious

 

[White Van Jan]

So basically they told him 80k in order to get him to do a medical, knowing full well he wouldn't pass, and with every intention of using that as an excuse to then lower their contract offer.

You've only gone and missed out column inches, billions of tweets, brand publicity

 

[ArtyB]

I might have to 'tune in'....

People of such low IQ trying to find a word to rhyme with Nasri should be pure (unintentional) comedy!

How about Nazi ? Should be easy enough for a spammer...

 

[Totti]

Good player.

Knows he can do much better and at his age probably looking for one big final contract at a bigger club.

 

[r-u-s-x]

been playing on the wing most of his career hasn't he? Linked strongly with Man U in the summer (£50M)

 

[Ozle]

There’s going to be a new bbc 3 series following the worlds youngest football boss..... Jack Sullivan as he manages West Ham ladies.

Putting aside I am willing to be my house that he isn’t the youngest boss, that’s going to be a shit show isn’t it

 

[LeeMcl]

There’s going to be a new bbc 3 series following the worlds youngest football boss..... Jack Sullivan as he manages West Ham ladies.

Surely not ?

 

[Ozle]

Surely not ?

BBC - BBC Three scores two new commissions - Media Centre

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Twice...in a list of 6.

Would have been unanimous, but Karren paid them off with sordid sexual favors.