"But, Mr Levy you promised...we had a gentlemen's agreement..."So fucken true. I'd love to negotiate a contract with that balloon sitting across the other side of the table.
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"But, Mr Levy you promised...we had a gentlemen's agreement..."So fucken true. I'd love to negotiate a contract with that balloon sitting across the other side of the table.
No worries mate. I over reacted. Bit touchy today clearly
The pictures aren't level. I'm not sure I could sit in a room and see them all day like that.
Look at the state of this doughnut.
If you've wondered why we're in this daft situation, here's exhibit A.
Absolute fucking lamppost.
What's he doing all day at that desk? Playing footy manager and watching YouTube clips of his brother?Every picture I see of Charlie Kane is him wearing a suit posing at an office desk
Not sure he’d make the team to be honest.Send Harry Kane to Benfica for a season, that would teach him a valuable lesson on humility by playing in a farmer's league for a year!
Actually, make that two years, even bigger lesson he can learn
Fuck me, this is so cringey.
Made 100 times worse by the fact that his brother is his only ‘client’.
I bet his Mum and Dad sat Harry down one Christmas and said, “You need to make Charlie your agent, I don’t want to hear any excuses. Charlie is your brother and you need to give him a job.”
Meanwhile, unemployed Charlie, aged 28 walks into their living room wearing his favourite Simpsons pyjamas whilst eating a bowl of Coco-Pops.
Future Ballon D'Or winner! You read it here firstI hear Benficia have quite the talented centre forward in their ranks. Carlton Vinició I think his name is?
Indeed.Ginola played off Big Les if I recall. To accommodate a midfield of Sinton, Fox, Calderwood and Neilsen. Mabbutt on the bench never came on. Rory Allen did. Dark days.
What's he doing all day at that desk? Playing footy manager and watching YouTube clips of his brother?
But if people read what I wrote with their rational mind rather than over-emotions they would get my point.
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Fuck me, this is so cringey.
Made 100 times worse by the fact that his brother is his only ‘client’.
I bet his Mum and Dad sat Harry down one Christmas and said, “You need to make Charlie your agent, I don’t want to hear any excuses. Charlie is your brother and you need to give him a job.”
Meanwhile, unemployed Charlie, aged 28 walks into their living room wearing his favourite Simpsons pyjamas whilst eating a bowl of Coco-Pops.
I don't know Charlie but I like to think that he's like Gil on the Simpsons.Just imagine him staring at his phone. "It's gonna ring any minute...New clients just waiting to run with 'ol Charlie...Finally going to be a big shot like Harry..."
Another thing, why is the coaster and the pret cup towards the opposite side of the table that he is sitting?
Thanks! I was getting bored.
Perhaps I'm wrong but it seems to me it all started to go this way when agents appeared on the scene. Blood sucking, scummy, agents.What every and anyone can agree on, or should agree on, is that this madness of £100/£200 mill players is destroying the national game; It’s first and foremost a working mans game brought about by working men-most of whom are priced out of football today-especially pensioners,and thats the reality.
Instead today we have supporters fixated with monopoly money figures- openly expounding that this bloke or that bloke is worth X hundred million or Y hundred million - it’s pathetic. What ever happened to getting behind your team- the team being those that want to be there rather than worrying about someone that wants out and these fanciful sums of money?
I’ve got to the point that I really want him to leave and also want him to be successful. The one and only thing that could turn me against Harry Kane would be for him to wear either the Chelsea or Woolwich shirt.